Malcolm is a resident of Kelvinside, Glasgow's genteel suburb. Imagine his horror when his darling daughter

 announces that she is marrying a Ned! Malcolm's misery is complete when he finds out that his future son-in-law

 is a Nudist Ned Poet!

Robin Cairns returns to the Panopticon playing his cast of popular characters, Kelvinside Malcolm, his long-suffering wife Kate, Big Urqy the gangster and Urqy's moll Lee-anne.

 What they said about Malcolm at The Fringe.

"An absolute wee gem of a show ... intensely amusing ... superb one-liners" - fringereview.com 

Advance bookings available from the SECC box office open 10am - 6pm Monday - Friday & 10-5pm Saturday 

SECC Box office Tel: 0844 395 4000 

On the Night -simply buy a Malcolm Tote bag £4 available at the door in 9 New Wynd (between McDonalds Bakers and Mrs Mitchell’s Sweet Shop)